So pissed off with old people right now.

1st incident: Get into cab. Take cab. Cabfare costs $6. I only have 2 $2 notes and a $50. I give $50 note and feel slightly apologetic. I actually checked if I had coins to supplement my $2 notes so I wouldn't have to give the cab driver my $50 because I know cab drivers hate giving all their loose change and having a $50 note instead.

Cab driver sees my $50 note, is immediately dismayed and annoyed, and mutters to himself in Mandarin, "Walau what a big note, the cabfare so little then give me $50 note" and kept clicking his tongue irritatedly to himself.

I get pissed, and I say, "UNCLE, it's not like I PURPOSELY gave you a $50 note you know. It's not like I PURPOSELY sat on your cab so that I could BREAK my $50 note. It's not like I did it on purpose."

And he says in Mandarin, "You think yourself lah. Sit such a short distance then give me $50 note." And I retort, "Uncle, I only have $2 notes and a $50 note. You want you come and look in my wallet la! What do you want me to do??" I jsut stopped short of saying he can take my $2 notes and give me back my $50 note if he's SOOOOOO MOTHERFUCKING UNHAPPY.

Fucker gives me my change, an extra dollar actually but hell if I'm gonna give it back to him, and I slam his fucking taxi door.

HONESTLY, it's not like the fucker was changing shifts or anything. He HAD notes with him. Then what am I supposed to do, break all my notes before I get on your motherfucking cab is it? Fucking piece of shit.

Incident 2: Rude shoving auntie at NTUC who squeezed her way past my mom and me in order to get to the cashier even though my mom seriously had the right of way. You had to be there to see it. I glared at the fucking auntie all the way, but obviously she was oblivious to it, what with her fucking thick old auntie hide and all. Fucking rhinocerous skin she has. Bloody old cow.

Incident 3: Happened 4 minutes after Incident 2. Rude uncle who thinks he can anyhow anyhow squeeze past trolleys at the cashier. You know how when you want to exit NTUC or some other supermarket or whatever, before you actually ENTER the cashier lane to exit, you see if the lanes are crowded? Then you choose a lane that won't take much effort to exit and then you move out. Plus, my mom and I were at Huugang's NTUC, it's not the most spacious place in the world. They don't give you 5metres worth of trolley space per lane like Giant Hypermart or something.

So this asshole comes up behind me, wanting to exit. The lane, SERIOUSLY, is full. There's my trolley, and the trolley that belongs to the woman from the cashier beside mine, and no space in between that. And the trolleys are big. And my mom had just had her knee operation and is standing in front of my trolley settling the bill so I'm afraid to hit her if I move. And this guy says, "Can you move not?" And I say, "I can't, it's FULL." And it really is, my mom and I were at NTUC during peak hour, it's fucking close to CNY, so imagine the fucking crowd. And this guy says, "Just move a bit la, what's so difficult?" in an insolent tone.

KANINABU JIBAI. I honestly had to zip my lips because I knew if I opened them I would be saying some fucking unpleasant shit. Like, fuck you and your fucking mother. Or something. Or just Fuck you. Whatever. Old fucker.

Incident 4: Oh wow this got me pissed off man. I'm on the train, and I sit down. I'm seated beside, guess what, an auntie. I bring my hair to the front, I DID NOT flip my hair, and I'm completely oblivious, and this bloody auntie gets all riled up like a fat stupid imbecilic pig, exclaiming, "Aiyo! Why you flip your hair like that!!" and starts brushing at her arm where my hair had touched it, brushing her arm off vigorously as if I've got rabies.

You know, if she had been more polite about it, I really would've been fine. If she had glared at me, I would've apologised. But she was so rude and making a BIG DEAL OUT OF FUCKING NOTHING that I said, "I'm sorry, but it's not like I did it on purpose you know. It's not like I PURPOSELY flipped my hair so that I could swipe your arm. What's the big deal?? Walau just relax la! Can't you be more polite?" and I raised my voice slightly, too, so that people on the train would notice.

I drew at least a bit more notice than the woman on the train who was slapping her young son (about 7 years old, I reckon?) on the face.

He was disagreeing with her about something (he wasn't shouting, screaming or crying), he wore spectacles and clothes and had a hairstyle that made it appear as though he was a smart little kid who read books on planets and dinosaurs, and his mother gave him one tight quick slap on his face. And then another slap. She was so quick, you could barely see the slap. She was like Flash, the comic book dude, only you'd call her Slap, because she was so quick and slappy. Call her Slappy, or Slap, or Quicky Slappy.

ANYWAYYYYYYY. Back to my rant about this rude MRT auntie.

FUCK YOU if you think that I'm just a person who will take a fucking stranger's crap. YOU CAN SUCK YOUR FATHER'S DICK. Wait, you probably already do. Fucking asshole bitch ass auntie. And she was holding a plastic bag and it was TOUCHING MY BAG. So you have YOUR boundaries but I cannot have MINE is it?! FUCKING HELL.

When this woman got up at her train stop the back of her fugly purple shirt was stuck in her fat ass ugly pants. That's what you get for being a demanding, rude, fucking bitch. Your clothes get stuck in your pants, you get camel toe, people can see your nipples through your shirt even though you aren't aware of it, everyone thinks you're fat, you hate yourself, and guess what? Everyone hates you too.

Oh by the way, I'm currently PMSing, so anyone who annoys me is an automatic enemy. I don't like blaming PMS, so I'll just blame all these old ass motherfucking people instead.
JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING IS IT?
JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD YOU THINK YOU HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY TO ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING?
JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD YOU THINK EVERYONE HAS TO GIVE WAY TO YOU IS IT?
JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD EVERYONE MUST FUCKING RESPECT YOU??

I say, FUCK YOU. Fuck all you old and middle-aged people who think that you deserve the right of way to everything. Just because you're closer to dying DOESN'T mean that you automatically deserve my trust and respect. Being old only means that you've got more age on you, and nothing else. Being old simply means that you've gained a couple more years on me, and you haven't gotten anything else. You don't fucking deserve SHIT.

Oh, and as a disclaimer, the 'old people' mentioned in the above 4 incidents were younger than 60 years old. If they were like, more than 70 years old I wouldn't get pissed because, hey, old people DO get cranky right? So that's cool.

BUT THESE FUCKERS WERE YOUNGER THAN THAT. They weren't that old. They were just people who're older and think that they can get away with shit. Fucking assholes. Hate them all.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009 @ 11:39 AM

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